Kiss
Puke
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
...so i touched it.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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