Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
being pregnant is like rehab
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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