i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
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