she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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