No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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