How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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