RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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