I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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