rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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