dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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