Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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