I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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