I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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