There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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