Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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