Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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