when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Randomize
