Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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