I bet he comes in French.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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