Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I need a hoe opinion
go on
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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