I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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