This girl is more easily done than said...
In America we eat man semen.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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