Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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