Sponge bath it is.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
You've changed since you got that strap on
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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