Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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