i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Im part way to drunk.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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