You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
This house was built for laser tag.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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