I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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