i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
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Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
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