you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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