You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
i out mim tonsoeep
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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