But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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