i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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