drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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