Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
