Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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