hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
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