and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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