Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
