I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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