So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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