your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
