Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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