if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
