u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
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