Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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