Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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