Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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