Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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