The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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