Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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