Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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