She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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