My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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