I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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