I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
